rhombus
it’s bigger than the other two dudes
yeah man you gotta kill it now
yeah yeah yeah
[Music]
look it’s squirting squirting yeah
see squirting right here
tastes good dang man don’t just lick
stuff it’s evil no it’s not it’s ice
cream
is the evil sucking you in
ah that was awesome are you poisoned are
you dying no man it was awesome look
Jake it’s filling back up oh yeah
[Music]
ice cream out of nothing
it’s the coolest thing that’s ever
happened to me well if this pod’s not
evil
the piglets are gone and so are the
fairy ones foreign
let’s go the screaming sounds are
getting stronger in your mushroom town
stop this
move cramp now I must find these Wicked
piglets weakness and use it to retribute
them well I found my weakness
that’s it ice cream what about ice cream
the exams come from my memory of the
piglets being allergic to ice cream just
the thought of that scares me man
I see one of them get ready to release
[Music]
Jake Jake
are you okay
I Can’t Stop Dancing what huh it must be
the glitter oh I really can’t stop
grooving it feels weird
go along without me
[Music]
[Music]
please
[Music]
yeah man
Jake there’s one left and I think he’s
trying to surrender kill it but he’s
dressed as a little construction worker
it’s freaking adorable
he’s trying to trick you kill it I just
don’t know if I can bring myself to do
it Jake
[Music]
why thank you Finn and Jake for sort of
saving our village you’re sort of
welcome now if you’re an excuse us we
need to start removing all of this ice
cream from our homes and businesses not
so fast I’ll take it from here folks
he likes ice cream
foreign
nice job tubby but save room for the ice
cream Marathon
I’ve always got room for ice cream Finn
you know that man I’m going to an ice
cream Marathon he just really likes ice
cream oh hey
the Royal speaker must give the speech
what you see
since the dawn of time the balance of
what is right and what is wrong
yes you can feel it slowly working eh
there you go old lady oh no the new king
just as cruel as the last king hi you
what
oh King we beg you not to slay the old
lady
[Music]
no wait don’t stream me you may keep the
hot bunch of majesty I’m ready for my
spanking Mr zergiard part two are you
ready
I just want to help y’all as much as I
can and y’all just keep showing me your
Goblin hands when I became king I didn’t
think y’all show me your ears but I’ll
accept my boring fate and shed this here
cause I can’t seem to cure you of your
crowdless fears
no no more spankings
gummy don’t be afraid I’m gonna stick to
the rules now okay my Lord I’m sorry you
haven’t heard zergiak is returning with
an evil Army come look through the scope
you see
oh
if I defeat zergiak as king I can prove
to the Goblins that an active King can
be a good King but I can’t let them know
until it’s all over stay fainted gummy
oh
whisper Dan have you seen
Jake’s back with an army of ear clopses
let’s bust them up
all right man how do we do this hmm
what if they figure it out no way man
I’m going to be honest with you King
Finn when I’m scared I feel most safe in
your lap
[Music]
line up for your spankings goblins oh
Julie in my pants Jake the Goblins can’t
see me being unkingly I need a disguise
jump in my mouth
it’s time for a beaten I salute you
foolish Warrior you can be my personal
how in the world dude no one uses ear
clubs in a battle without earplugs
whoa
you miss me
[Applause]
oh great king with the help of a brave
Soldier you thwarted the evil zergi Ark
come on dude let’s get out of here oh
all right well looks like they got the
king they wanted buddy and we’re going
home to Adventure high five us dude
Hey Jake what why do the insides of you
smell like vanilla oh uh wizard with a
curse on me huh
