and I always end up eating all the Royal
pudding Supply whenever I go to the
castle so that’s why Princess Bubblegum
hates you yes but I didn’t turn Princess
Bubblegum green and bald I would never
to think ah of course you wouldn’t
you’re too nice a guy I’m the one who
threw that bottle I was gonna tell her
but then she started talking all crazy
she said she’d never forgive me and I I
didn’t know hey it’s okay people make
mistakes it’s all parts of growing up
and you never really stopped growing now
you’re making me feel even worse by
being so nice about it maybe I should
just confess the crime and end all this
wait I think I might have an idea that
will save everyone’s reputation
[Music]
do cat
s or in grave danger princess there is
an assassin in these very Woods dead set
on stopping you from reaching the grand
meeting in fact is that wrestling in the
bush Russell Russell Russell I’m an
ambush halt what’s going on oh did I
come out too early
um what are you here to do stranger I’ve
come for the princess I’m an assassin
um guys stand back I will stop him yeah
yeah I’ll kill you and raise your
children as my own yeah
remember it’s just acting Jake sorry
dude
now to kill you up but wait surely this
cannot be the Fair Princess Bubble Gum
where are her pink flush cheeks the long
gooey hair
clearly the princess travels elsewhere
later bubble gum
get out there man I don’t know if I can
do this
and that’s how I the Duke of nuts by
disfiguring you beyond all recognition
humbly saved your life yeah all right
yeah what was the point of this little
play again
and why isn’t the two clapped in irons
she’s right innocent or not I should
accept what’s coming to me Peppermint
Butler
oh no nothing’s going my way today
who didn’t throw that bottle
I’m the one who threw the bottle
I’m sorry but I knew if I told you you’d
hate me forever hmm well I could never
stay mad at you forever and you seemed
genuinely penitent I don’t even know
what that means but thank you
yeah but that doesn’t douse my hatred
for the Duke yeah what’s up with that
hate that jerk always empties out my
pudding Pantry ah Shucks he just can’t
control himself around pudding he goes
cocoa nuts for it because he has a
pudding deficiency it’s true your
majesty I’m I’m sorry for my medical
condition oh my you poor man of course
you’re forgiven
I don’t believe a word from him I’m
really sorry about making you
temporarily ugly princess especially
before the grand meeting of the royalty
I wish there was some way to make it up
to you
Finn maybe there is
said maybe
a grand meeting of ooh royalty I now
call upon the delegate from The Candy
Kingdom
princess bubble gums ahem it would be
presumptuous indeed to present myself
against the distinguished princess to
whom you have listened
buy a lady a drink
no
