did you hear about the goblin who got
his left arm and left leg cut off
um
that’s okay he’s all right now
[Music]
what
now for the final stage the brain
machine no yes this machine will suck
the energy from your thoughts to start
our up turn overdrive
oh
don’t think Finn don’t think anything
can’t
let them win
[Music]
no more games no more good job
[Music]
[Applause]
Jake
[Applause]
it’s working
thank you
now this party is not how did I even get
up here you blacked out after laughing
so hard at your own jokes you are off
the who so we brought you to the cloud
Kingdom to party with the party God whoa
who’s the party God I am the party God
oh Jake you have won my favor for being
a completely off the hook party dog
[Music]
and because your gut wave please me so I
will grant you one wish what do you want
most in the world what do I want most
what do I want most in the world
wow I wish Finn would stop leaving his
dirty
I was on his Trail and then I got
distracted
wrong with my brain cinnamon bun was
right I can’t focus on not that party
God I wish that I could focus on
fighting my friend Finn
wait wait is there some kind of catch
yes you got me
to Grant your wish I will have to fill
you with the energy of a thousand
partying demons you will become so
overloaded with party energy that you’ll
demolish everything in your path
five thin must must
[Applause]
it’s working it’s working
ha
hey
step back everybody I’m gonna shake it
up
the feeling this is
[Applause]
[Applause]
[Music]
Jake Jake you defeated the Gnomes I did
yeah man you’re okay yeah man I’m fine
then I did it I saved you by being an
unfocused Rowdy party dog oh yeah dog
yeah
let’s go eat cinnamon bun
I’m not hurting you am I no you you
freak well there’s a lot more where that
came from
that’s how you tell me why you’re
turning thin into a crystal or what
you’ll touch me so help me I will touch
it
looks good
[Music]
thank you
no my bud
I’ll let him in he can’t do nothing now
I’m sorry Finn I’m super lame and now
you’re dead
I’m not dead I’m just all crystal stiff
oh get your hands off that voice it
sounds like yes Ben it’s me tree trunks
but in this world I’m known as quartzion
the crystal Queen oh my gosh you’re
alive oh I’m more than a live fan after
I ate that Crystal Apple in the scary
dark part I was transported to this
crystal Dimension where I became ruler
of the crystal man and the Crystal men
are all in love with me I love you
quotes
yes yes I know but your love is not
enough
[Applause]
I wanted you fan so you could be
transformed into my crystal King tree
trunks You’ve Gone Bananas with Crystal
power then it’s not sexy for a king to
call his Queen bananas
[Music]
Jake you’ve totally gotta stop her I’ll
try man but I’m still figuring out my
biz here I come tree trunks taste my
gentle rubs whoa there don’t you put
your junk on my trunk go Jake go she’s
too sassy and Powerful ow Jake Jake I
brought someone here to see you it’s
your brother Jermaine are you dead no
man we’re just dreaming at the same time
well I’m sorry about that time I beat
you up yo that was an accident I knew
you were just horsing off but Dad you
said I’m Gonna Hurt everybody yeah
everybody I don’t know Dad that doesn’t
really help me everybody who is evil
Jake let me finish next time yeah oh
well then I’m over it then
Jake get tree trunks in the tummy she’s
probably still got that Crystal gin
Apple Insider that must be giving her
all hours marry me Finn we can snuggle
through time and space and kiss each
other in an alternate dimensional plane
[Music]
oh dear yeah
TT you’re back oh Jake I was behaving so
inappropriately I’m so embarrassed oh
shush tree trunks if I had a penny for
every time someone went crazy hopped up
on Magic energy
I’d be Abraham Lincoln tree trunks
you’re okay
I’m okay too oh fan I was trapped here
for so long and all I could think about
was you and how you’re so nice to me and
I I just wanted to say I think you’re
cute and I like you okay okay let’s go
fam when we get home it’s apple pie time
