right now wait can finn come with us
we’re kind of a package deal oh that’s
kind of a bad idea our home world’s
atmosphere is uh
poisonous to his kind
well then i better write him a note
destiny calls whoa
jake
who are you anyway
my name is warren ampersand
i’m your alien bio dad
hey why do you keep laughing
i’m nervous
welcome to your home planet nera
great fantasy sci-fi vibe man and that
black hole really adds an extra
dimension to the place
years ago i left this beautiful planet
and traveled to ew to implant my destiny
rich stretchy dna into a compatible host
that explains a lot actually but now i’m
dying
what
i use the last of my strengths
to bring you home
that’s jake
warren how does everyone know me because
you’re the most important person to have
ever lived behold the jake zoom
a museum all about me
what are you saying my
this is wild but it feels so right you
know
oh
hey
it’s my fifth birthday party and my
graduation
and when i put a snail in my mouth and
when a snail put me in its mouth
and
no i don’t remember this one
that’s an artist’s interpretation of the
great prophecy tomorrow you are
prophesied to battle ishtano a monster
with tentacles stretching across the
galaxy to strangle everything
you alone can banish him to the darkness
i’ve researched your world and created
the ideal child room
see
space stuff dinosaurs and cowboys
cool
but you know it’s a little late to try
connecting with me right oh is that
clown cake for me
i got you something else too
what do you think of your old dad’s
present
i love it
still never gonna call your dad though
oh i wouldn’t dream of asking but i hope
you don’t mind if i still wear this
[Applause]
[Music]
this is the sacred temple of punishment
the temple door can only be unlocked by
a stretchy dog with teah
beyond this door there lies an ancient
awesome weapon called the panzark
i’m so ready for this this must be why i
can stretch
yeah that totally tracks
this is so complicated and rewarding
you’re doing great son
almost there
really
yeah
