[Music]
where is everybody yeah this place is
deserted except for that guy
you should be here finn
it’s me the princess did you bring him
sure did
it
so what did the ice king do
no time now quickly with me
tabla
what’s
[Music]
this stairway leads to the dungeon where
we’ll toss that lousy ice king what
awful thing did he do to get tossed in
there
he didn’t do anything not a thing what
it’s a long story finn you see the ice
cream
you needed it once in the grand hall
no
i need more time
i’m sorry all right all right i have to
go you two just guard the ice king until
i return and be prepared to make him
howl with pain
you got it princess
oh this is a total rook settle down
prisoner we got to record your belonging
one magical crown
probably stolen i didn’t steal it i made
that item made it with the magic that i
stole
so hand it over or i’ll strike menacing
poses at you
mate
these bars can’t hold me forever and
there’s only like two of them you fools
have no business guarding prisoners oh
yeah well how about these helmets we
found and we got the oculus of
rehabilitation
[Music]
and the shelf of
penitence i’m sorry
i’m so sorry how about you just hand me
my crown i’ll create some ice bars okay
no jake it’s a trick i’m toying with you
psychologically
[Laughter]
finished so what am i being charged with
um five counts of jerky tearing ha yeah
what does it matter ah of course it
matters the way it works is first i
transgress your meaningless rules and
then you maliciously persecute me that
makes sense you do bad stuff i punish
you oh
you have disrupted that order for are
you ready for this i have committed no
recent crime really um
i’m rocking your worldview
jake he is starting to convince me we’re
doing a bad thing dude
be calmed by my saliva and think of all
the terrible things he’s done yeah
yeah you’re still a jerk that deserves
to be in jail oh yeah you know who
really deserves to be in jail i will
show you the true jerks behold
uh it’s too dark behold
be home
[Music]
behold the trojans the jerks is us
jake am i going crazy it seems like the
ice king is right about this but if he’s
in the right then that means we’re in
the candy kingdom no it means much much
worse
on your feet is it time for my hour in
the yard boss no
we’re letting you go we decided that
it’s wrong to imprison you this is a
trick huh get out of here before i
change my mind there must be someone
waiting outside to beat me oh is that my
crown over there ah i’m glad that’s all
taken care of no
not quite yet
sorry
but since we’re the bad guys this time
we gotta go
