and that’s where i come in
to save the day with an amazing
invention for my fourth dimensional
secret
puzzle but things never turn out as
planned
here we go again
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[Applause]
i saw it up in the sky right there it
was big as a barn and it was flying all
zigzag across the sky
next thing i knew it zinged off that way
and disappeared
all right everyone at home brace
yourselves for this
we just got our hands on a photo of an
actual ufo
cool and it looks exactly like what
every one of our witnesses have
already described hey did you guys see
that special last night on ufos
yeah it was awesome oh man what was the
name of that one ufo that was so cool
oh yeah a dang snow ski i don’t remember
one named fly i don’t think that was it
of course it was right right
i believe the name of the craft was
actually the adamski
oh hey it’s mr saucer
it was first identified in 1952 by a man
named george adamski thus the name who
was a pioneer in the search for
intelligent life on other planets
since it bears a resemblance to a
handbell it is also commonly called the
bell model
man you’re like a ufo encyclopedia i’m
surprised you don’t know this
information already it’s rather
elementary
you have to keep watching the skies and
stay informed a ufo could appear at any
time
good day you guys really think a ufo
could show up here
i don’t know but i’d sure like to see it
if it did yeah meeting an
alien would be the coolest maybe if i
learned how to moonwalk they come visit
what is this thing and why do ryman just
leave it here
well
let me find out what this button does uh
no i don’t want to get yelled at again
for touching your stuff without asking
every time i leave something on the
floor for one second you go and touch it
without asking permission
one of these days something irreversible
is gonna happen and i’m gonna get blamed
now pause off that thing and i mean
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i’m gonna put my paws all over it
oh this and this
oh that’s a big letdown nothing cool
happened at all
piece of junk hmm
wait
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no way yeah that’s a real live ufo
huh ufo where please
take me
i don’t see it where is it i believe
take me with you
hmm
this thing must somehow be able to make
contact with ufos
you’re able to make contact with ufos
who knew such a thing was even possible
if i find out you’re lying nobody take
it big g
you’ll get it good you guys just watch
and be amazed
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i’ve waited my whole life for this
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see i told you guys that you would be
amazed well if you want to have another
ufo sighting again
you all know where to find me later oh
i’m gonna be famous with this first i’ll
be on local tv then nationals
and i’ll go viral i’m so awesome
incredibly awesome
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this is so cool i have aliens on demand
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it’s like my own alien remote control
now it’s gonna hover a little bit and
take off
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and anytime i get bored all i gotta do
is dial up a ufo
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now you’re gonna hover just like always
and then go away again
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this may be another perfect example of
how i always make poor choices
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oh
this thing you’ve been messing with
isn’t your average gadget it’s a
powerful communication device from the
future called the ufo
it emits electromagnetic waves from here
and then someone’s near a space traveler
no matter how far away they are oh man
that’s cool
it would be cooler if you hadn’t messed
with it
whatever he’s saying it doesn’t sound
nice nobody you
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you need a crash course in diplomatic
relations every time you summoned him
with that gadget he had to travel
several hundred light years just to get
here
it really out aliens don’t like it when
you call them for no reason when the ufo
was first tested a space war nearly
broke out
well let’s try talking to him first and
hope that works
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he’s asking if you’re the one who kept
calling him over and over again oh yeah
his name is hither from the planet young
and every time he comes to earth the
fuel costs alone running 200 million
space notes per trip
and on top of that he says he was in the
middle of eating dinner so you better
hurry up and state your business
so why’d you call uh punching buttons is
fun i don’t think that’ll go over very
well with him
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he says he really hopes you’re not just
fooling around
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and now he’d like to remind us the
planet yonder’s allied space force
can be summoned at once and they’ve
never lost a wall
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oh no this isn’t good he looks like he’s
getting angrier by the second
okay my intergalactic friend calm down
let’s talk it out over a nice leisurely
me
he likes this stuff i think we’re
winning him over good
let’s see if we can trick him into
leaving here
he says earth food is surprisingly
delicious okay
tell them i’ll pack some up to take back
with them
perfect balloony
and just what were you planning on doing
with this let me guess you’ve picked up
another straight dog having you
mom that baloney is the only thing
saving our planet from complete
annihilation just tell me where the dog
is
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what how dare
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he says he’s off to tell planet yonder’s
allied forces to attack earth
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hope you’re happy no beards will be
destroyed and it’s all your fault
it’s been a good run
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why is he so excited about one of my
marbles it turns out they don’t have
glass on the planet yonder
he says glass marbles are more valuable
there than diamonds are on earth
really okay then
i called you here today with the hope
that my planet and yours could forge a
new friendship
and as a gesture of goodwill i present
you with this gift
i give you all my marbles
says
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i don’t know where you found that
creature nobi but no more vermin
in the house wait why is this room so
messy
we did it we managed to save the earth
from total destruction and we didn’t
even use bologna
i know that was really i think you’re
reading way too many comic books
huh wait that looked like a ufo just now
it is it really is please i’m a believer
take me to your other worldliness the
truth is out there
i ever see this gun
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